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2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 608 notes
2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 14,551 notes
fuckaspunk:

SKATE AND DESTROY

fuckaspunk:

SKATE AND DESTROY

2 days ago on April 16th, 2014 | J | 6,860 notes
4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 1 note
This girl is after my own heart

This girl is after my own heart

4 days ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 15 notes
lurkpatrol:

SB Tom on Flickr.
Santa Barbara Local Tom has rad style.Lurk Patrol

lurkpatrol:

SB Tom on Flickr.

Santa Barbara Local Tom has rad style.
Lurk Patrol

6 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 153 notes
6 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 197,212 notes

thefrogman:

[video]

6 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 83,390 notes
coors-lightyear:

Ben Raybourn

coors-lightyear:

Ben Raybourn

6 days ago on April 12th, 2014 | J | 1,703 notes
maxistentialist:

This is an April Fools joke I can get behind.

maxistentialist:

This is an April Fools joke I can get behind.

1 week ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 17,795 notes
1 week ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 163,116 notes
thelittleblacksubmarines:

Towel

thelittleblacksubmarines:

Towel

1 week ago on April 10th, 2014 | J | 5 notes

aaaaa42:

you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 | J | 37,697 notes
Hard truth

Hard truth

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
do not tell her you love her if you are not ready for her to call you at 3 AM freaking out.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot handle her father or mother.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot love her at her worse.
do not tell her you love her if you only crave for her curves, not her mind.
do not tell her you love her if you cannot deal with her mood swings.
do not tell her you love her just to have sex.
- do not tell her you love her. Krystal Gonzalez  (via forevverhallowween)
1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 | J | 144,822 notes